Three Wishes

A canadian, Usama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are walking on the beach when they stumble upon a magic lamp.

They rub the lamp and a genie pops out. He said he would grant each one of them one wish.

The Canadian said "My Father was a farmer, im a farmer, my kids will be farmers, I wish that Canadian soil will be fertile forever." The genie said DONE

Usama Bin Ladin said " I want a wall around Afghanistan so big that nothing can get in our out."

The Genie said DONE

Uncle Sam asked " How big is that wall?" Genie said "15,000 miles high and 16 miles wide." Uncle sam asked "And nothing can get in or out?" the Genie said "thats right."

Uncle Sam said "Fill it with Water"
Genie said DONE









A Trick

A Taliban Army platoon was on patrol when Osama noticed a lone Marine standing on a hilltop in their area.

Osama told two of his soldiers to go take out the Marine, so they dropped their packs and promptly ran as fast as they could toward him. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The two soldiers followed.

For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the Marine came up on the hilltop. He brushed off his cammies, straightened his cover, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the Taliban soldiers.

The infuriated Osama called for a squad to go get the Marine. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward him. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The squad followed.

Again, for the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the Marine c! ame up on the hilltop. Brushed off his cammies, straightened his cover, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the Taliban soldiers once again.

Osama was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the Marine. Determined that Taliban soldiers were far superior to one lone Marine, they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The bloodthirsty soldiers followed.

For many minutes there were horrific screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued.

Finally, one lone Taliban soldier came crawling back to Osama, all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His clothes was torn, cuts were all over his body.

Osama bin Laden asked for a report.

The lone soldier, trying to catch his breath, replied in a forceful and trembling voice:

"Osama,...run,.it's a trick. There are TWO of them!!"

-Semper-Fi!

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